This animal lover knows what our pets think about us.

How long have you been communicating with animals?

    Professionally, since 1998.

How do you do it?

Telepathy. I communicate with animals in the same way as an identical twin understands what their sibling is thinking. Anyone can communicate with animals, but most people are not aware of the process involved.

What do animals say?

It varies. Most often they tell me about the pain they are experiencing or their frustrations. They sometimes tell me about the family dynamics of their owners—who is bullying who. Animals know more than people give then credit for.

What makes a good animal communicator?

You have to be prepared to listen and be good with animals. It is most important not to filter what the animals are saying, even if it is offensive.

Are there many animal communicators about?

There are only about 10 animal communicators in the country. It is a growing phenomenon that is becoming world­ recognised. There are hundreds of animal communicators working professionally in the US.

Do animals respond differently to you?

People tell me they do. Some animals run in the other direction if they feel nervous, others feel more comfortable having someone around who understands them.

What is the most unusual animal you have worked with?

I have communicated with an alpaca, a wedge-tailed eagle and most of the animals at the zoo.

Has an animal said anything that has shocked you?

All the time. Often they tune into my personal life, which can be very disconcerting.

Do animals have a sense of humour?

Definitely. When I met this horse with a wicked sense of humour, he sent me a graphic image of a horse pushing shit up a hill. He wanted me to tell his owner.

Have you worked with an animal that did not want to talk back?

Yes. Quite often abused animals do not want to talk about their past.

What is the most common problem people have with their pets?

Skin problems, arthritis and miscommunication between the species. Many people try to humanise their pets. Cats do not like the smell of air freshener in their litter trays.

Are there problem owners as well as problem pets?

Yes. Pets are often easier to deal with than the owners. But I am lucky that my clients love their pets.

What do pets think about their owners?

Many owners are terrified that their pets hate them. It is not true. Ninety-nine per cent of animals love their owners.

What do you think is a dog’s dream day?

My two dogs have just told me they want to sleep on the bed at night, eat a large bone, go to their favorite park and Cai would like some roast turkey to eat later.

lf you could be any animal, what would it be?

An eagle l like the idea of being free.

—with Alyssa French